Idiot Birthday Wishes for My Best Idiot :)

Kepada pelanggan Bank Sarasvvati yg terhormat, berdasarkan database yg kami miliki, hari ini adalah hari ulang tahun anda. Dengan ini, kami segenap karyawan dan management Bank Sarasvvati mengucapkan selamat ulang tahun, semoga saldo tabungan anda meningkat. AMEN!

Berikut kami lampirkan pesan khusus dr Direktur Utama Bank Sarasvvati, Ajeng Saraswati Putri, S.IP:

Dear babetos, you’re going old! Hahaha! I wish I can be with you on one of special days in your life. But this 2012 scenario tells the opposite that we’re now apart miles away so if I want to send something to you it will be costly and take time. But there’s something I am now sending with no cost and take less than a blink of an eye to be delivered: prayers and wishes. Oh, and those prayers and wishes are not delivered to you anyway, I send it to God and cc’d it to you.

I don’t have many prayers and wishes for you. The first one is I wish you won’t be change. You keep saying “people change”. Yes they are, but not you. This idiot yet fun and curious joker girl is babetos whom I know. Don’t change. Don’t stop your curiosity, it will lead you to a broader mind. Don’t stop being a fun person, this world need fun people to keep the day shine even when bad news spread. Some people see Joker as an unwanted card in card games. But if it doesn’t  exist then the card game will have less excitement, less vary, it just wouldn’t be the same. And my life, and this whole life would be totally different if you’re not here with us. Keep being babetos, because you’re worth so much for every single person you’ve known in life.

I wish you to keep being true. I don’t expect you to be true to everyone. Just be true to yourself. Hear what your mind and your heart say, others’ opinions are just references. It’s you living your life not them living your life. Keep being true to yourself, then you will know what you want and what you don’t want. And keep believing that it will lead you to the right path.

People love to judge. They can criticize but don’t let their judgement make you down. Hear the critics, ask feedbacks, admit your weakness, improve your strength. Let them see that as much as they criticize, you’re improved beyond their expectation.

Life is full of humor. Lots of funny things happen in life, bring you up and down, sometimes upside down. Face it, don’t run from it. Once you know how to walk upside down, then walk with your feet will be much easier to be done. So, if you feel God plays with you and ask you to walk upside down, don’t give up, keep walking.

I don’t know what I have to wish for. All I know is what ever it is, your choice, your wishes, your wants, are the best for you. You know yourself much better than anybody else on earth. So every single wish you say, I will say Amen to that because I believe 23 is not just the number, you’ve been a life learner for 23 years and not even a single second is wasted to learn about life, so you should have known what wish suits you the best for this year 🙂

Happy 23rd birthday babetos!!!! Sorry that I can’t give you anything but prayer. May God always bless and love you!

GBU, inaaaang :*

Birthday 2011: Good Friends, Great Birthday!

March 10, 2011 was my 4th birthday in university. The first one was yeah, I could say so-so. The second one, my friends made an amazing race for me. Third birthday, they poured me with vomitous liquid and made me be bra-less along the day. And days ago… They give me surprises (like i always wish to have for years).

To be honest, I once told @babetos that I always wanted my friends giving me surprise in my home but then I continued, “But don’t you think it’s impossible to come to my home at 00:00 o’clock to give me surprise while my home already locked at 10 p.m.?” In addition, no one in my home stays up late except me.

So, I didn’t wish they’d come to my home just for giving me surprise and I just spend the first minutes on my birthday by replying messages in my phone from people who congratulated me happy birthday (well, I do that year to year).

And guess what? The idiots didn’t send me any messages!!!! Even @shinanandana just texted me to ask me help her editing some dance song! Another idiot, @babetos phoned me in the afternoon, and said, “Ajeeeng! Happy birthday! Gosh, I’m so sleepy. Bye!” What was in her mind at that time????? @shinanandana even worse, I called her just to make sure which part of the song should I edit, and at the end of my call she said, “Eh, un. Happy birthday.” THAT’S ALL!!!!!!! (high blood pressure alert!)

I went to campus, to the library exactly. Actually, Bejenk told me to meet him but I was busy sending emails so he went back home to sleep (damn you!). Then @nikensusanto texted me to go to Podjok Koffie. Kay! I went to Podjok Koffie and met @miitrii and @ge_napitupulu but I couldn’t find @nikensusanto. After short chit-chat with @ge_napitupulu and @miitrii, suddenly I saw someone brought a cake with candles. That person was @nikensusanto! Then, they sang me the happy birthday song! Aw, you guys are so sweet! I had no idea that you’d gimme a surprise hugs. Then we continued our chit-chat in PK until finally they had to go.

And I was alone at Podjok Koffie. Waiting for @babetos whether she’d go to ARDAN with me or not. But then, I finally went to ARDAN alone. Simply, I spent most of my time on my birthday ALONE! (nasib angkatan tua). After training session in ARDAN, @babetos (unusually) went back to her place fast! She said her schoolmate was in her place. Errr, so she wouldn’t spend even the last hours of my birthday with me? Fine! I’m getting old, I should learn to be mature and not being over-sensitive for things like this. But, I still couldn’t accept the fact that @shinanandana didn’t give anything even a nice birthday wishes!!! So I decided to give her time until midnight to congratulate me nicely!

About half to 11 p.m I arrived at home. Somehow I didn’t want to go to my room, chose to stay downstair and replied my facebook walls and twitter. I peeked my Y!M friends and I saw @shinanandana was online. She also appeared on my twitter timeline but she didn’t say happy birthday to me!!!! Darn! Almost 12, I went upstair.

I opened my room’s door. It was dark. But I saw a macbook in my room. That was weird because I brought my macbook with me. But then, when I looked down, I saw two bodies on the floor! Yeah! You’re right! @shinanandana and @babetos were there, in my room! I was so shocked so I closed the door! After took some breath, I opened the door again, and yes, they were there with a cappuccino cake (you girls know me so well!) and lots of candles. They sang a happy birthday song for me, I made a wish, blew the candles and yeaaayy! Hurraaahh! Surprise on the last minutes of my birthday in my home!!! (my wish came true!!!) But that was not the end anyway! @babetos gimme a clue: “Pojok Bahasa”. There’s a corner in my room where I put my france, german, korean, and english book. I went there and found a SCRAPBOOK!!!!! I opened it and I was so flattered reading the message and the photos. On the last page, there’s even a poem for me. Aw, (almost cried)…

But wait! That (still) wasn’t the end! @shinanandana opened the photobooth application in her mac and showed me a video. A video of @shinanandana and @babetos singing a song written and composed by me, titled “Hello My Friend”. Hwaaaaaa! If they didn’t show me the ‘behind the scene videos’ when they made the fix video of “Hello My Friend” I must’ve cried out loud because I was totally flattered by what they’ve prepared for me. Since I could not express how happy and flattered I was, I just repeatedly said tons of thanks to God for giving such friends like them.

Dear friends, thank for the surprises, thanks for being here, and above all, thanks for being you. My birthday wouldn’t be complete without you. Not just my birthday, my life wouldn’t be complete without you :).



Babetos and I are now working on our thesis at ARDAN radio. We almost fed up with the reading materials (and I almost fainted because I haven’t had any sleep since yesterday) so we chose to open the photobooth application in my macbook and, let’s have (a little bit of) fun!!!


I always believe that 9 is my lucky number. I was born in 1990. I live in block 9. I ranked 9th in my last year of elementary school. I went to 9 junior high school. I got 9 in my english national exam. I went to 9 senior high school. I got 9 (again) in my english national exam.

And I believe this number (for million times) brings lucks to me.

I applied to join Ardan Be A Star Announcer and Reporter Hunt. In the first screening to big 100 (out of 700 more) applicants, I was mentioned as number 9 on twitter. On the next screening to big 30, I was the 69th participant. And, after done with the screening to top 10, I waited for the announcement and voila! It was announced yesterday! 9th of February!

The next elimination of Ardan Be A Star will be held on March. March is my birth month. I hope it will give me another luck!

Well, I don’t mean to say that I attach whole life to my luck. I’ve tried to be all out in all screening. I’ve dreamt of being radio crew for years and now I get a chance so I will work my ass on it, baby!!!

Yadda, yadda, yaddaaaaaaaa!!! Bon courage pour moi et tous les finalistes d’Ardan Be A Star 2011!!!! Nous allons travailler plus fort!!

Anyway, I also want to congratulate my IKIK mate, babetos a.k.a elpauli!! We’re gonna make it, datzie!!

Jomblo-Jomblo Desperate

Lagi menunggu latihan jujitsu. Aku, Babed, dan Agatha lagi pada duduk-duduk di aula UKM.
Ajeng: (tiba-tiba nge-rap bagian Ludacris di lagu Justin Bieber) When I was 13, I had my first love… Hmmmm… When I am 20, I have no boy friend (tiba-tiba curhat colongan)
Agatha & Babed: Hahahahaha gobloook!!
Agatha: When I was 20 I had no boy friend. When I am 21… I still don’t have any!
Babed: Tuh lagu padahal enak lho!! Tapi kalian berdua yang nyanyi kok jadinya desperate banget ya???

Human Error: Lompat Buaya / Budaya? Pret!

DI suatu malam di kandang Asu, Bodat dan Asu sedang asik bercakap-cakap membuka aib-aib masa muda si Asu.

Asu: Iyaaa! Jadi lo harus tau, datz! Waktu jaman SMA kan lagi musim-musimnya kan tuh lagu “Lelaki Buaya Darat”?
Bodat: Iyaaa…
Asu: Nah, terus, suatu hari gw lagi ada pelajaran olah raga. Pas kebetulan bakalan dites tiger spronge. Lo tau kan apaan tuh tiger sprong?
Bodat: Emang apaan?
Asu: Itu tuh, yang lompat kaya harimau, langsung dilanjutin roll depan.
Bodat: Oh, iya iya…
Asu: Gw tuh ga bisa datz lompat harimau. Jadi, dengan coolnya, gw curhat ke temen gw, “Eh, aku ga bisa deh lompat buaya”. Temen gue langsung ngakak gitu datz. Padahal kan gw cuma salah ngomong yak?
Bodat: Hahahahahaha! Lagian lo! Jauh banget sih??? Bisa-bisanya dari lompat harimau berubah jadi lompat budaya!!!
Asu: Hah? Apaan? Budaya?
Bodat: Eh? Salah ngomong gueeee!!! Maksudnya lompat buaya!!!
Asu: Hahahahaha! Lo ngetawain gw, tapi lo sendiri salah ngomong!!! Hahahahaha!
Bodat: Bwahahahaha iya yaa! Hahahahahaha (tiba-tiba bunyi PREEETTT)
Asu dan Bodat: …….
Bodat: Hahahaha. Maaf, su… Gw kelepasan kentut. Hahahaha. Please jangan ceritain ini ke siapa-siapa ya.. Malu gw!!
Asu: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha…

Tapi pada kenyataannya, sepertinya Asu bercerita di blognya…